Peen

Another way to say penis.

"Bro Joseph I got peened by a big black oily buff man!"

by cumguzzler2010 September 28, 2023

sloppy peen

A big sloppy willy

You have such a sloppy peen <3

by Deccyyyyyy October 3, 2023

Peen Cake

When you receive a boner whilst belly flopping into a hard or rough surface and/or before breaking surface tension of water

“I was swimming one time and got a boner while bellyflopping into the pool, I then landed on said boner and now it resembles that of a peen cake”

by The most smooth peen April 5, 2024

Peen

Putting your cum back in

I lost my gooning streak but I peened so it’s ok

by Mr Dawg12 March 2, 2024

Peen

When you put your cum back

I lost my gooning streak but I peened so it’s ok

by Mr Dawg12 March 2, 2024

split peen soup

When you're all horny in your trailer at night and want to have a special fap, so you sneak into kitchen and grab a can of Great Value sweet peas. You open the can with your Dollar Tree can opener and dowse the peas in canola oil. You then proceed to fuck the can of peas, but because all of the products you use are cheap and you are poor and stupid, there's a jagged piece of metal on the rim of the can that suddenly splits your dick down the middle. BAM! Now you've got split peen soup.

Girlfriend: We haven't had sex in two weeks. What's wrong with you?

Boyfriend: I didn't want to say anything, but last week I had three servings of split peen soup..."

by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022

peen

a gender-specific dangly thing

SHOW ME YOUR PEEN

by locke and demotheses June 9, 2022