Mysterious Oysters

(slang) Typically used when talking about Psychedelic Mushrooms hitting really hard, or either looking to take a strong trip on Mushrooms.

Friend 1: "Last night we were everything everywhere!"

Friend 2: "Dayum broski we were certainly on another quest for the Mysterious Oysters!"

by 13AquaOrbit January 25, 2023

Oysters Nielsen

When someone pools up a bunch of semen in the small of your back. Best served cold.

Cromer couldn't wait to serve Tiffany Oysters Nielsen.

by Crommer the gap toothed pirate January 28, 2023

Lucifer's Oyster

When you are the fourth male to have intercourse with a female and slurp the three previous men's (represnting the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit) cum from her vagina prior to having sex.

Man, that girl Meaghan is wild! She let me have Lucifer's Oyster before breeding her myself last night!

by Lucifer Ghi October 17, 2023

Oyster hoister

Someone who has a natural ability to charm women with what appears to be little to no effort.

Man, your buddy could pick up chicks anywhere! He's a real oyster hoister.

by Mrkibby January 11, 2024

semen oyster

A semen oyster is a disgusting lolcow who just sits in his room and masturbates all day. He doesn't move like an oyster and there is semen all over his room, hence the name semen oyster. He can be milked for his lolcow pearls and is more often than not a tranny.

All that pedophile does is masturbate in his room all day! He's a fucking disgusting semen oyster!

by Hunter Biden January 22, 2024

spring break oyster

Spring break oysters are general warts that fall off of frat boys into the beach water during spring break

“Just saw a spring break oyster in the water, it must have been from one of the Sigma guys”

by HJay November 20, 2023

oysters of the land

A term to describe pistachio nuts.
With their shells, the way they are eaten and their morish nature, "oysters of the land" has become an apt description for pistachios.

"Pistachios truly are the oysters of the land" ...*slurp*.

I am going to buy myself some oysters of the land.

by The_ALCH November 25, 2023