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Landon

Landon is an annoying mf he may stalk you (Follow you everywhere) he is also very emotional don’t ever date a Landon bc they are weird asf and ugly asf and they also talk a lot of shit and they are really bad at sports😬
Ew is that Landon he’s annoying
by Jaylzzze October 29, 2019
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usually tallish and blonde. falls in love easy but cuts you off if you’re not “her”. hard on the outside, soft on the inside. (lick) very handsome and respectable. everyone loves landon as a friend. “24 second master”. (cums quick)
that landon has huge cocks but only good for use for 24 seconds
by Rodizio grill master 17 November 10, 2020
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Landon is the most “hard” core gamer ever trash talks a lot loves his dog names snoopy enjoys Pokémon and talks a lot has a good personality and is a vibe
Omg it’s landon I want his dog
by Lincoln Murray November 20, 2020
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Landon is the sexiest red head alive. He’s a fucking sex magnet. If you want a good time hit Landon up. He won’t disappoint.
All the girls want Landon, he gives it the best way.
by LiteralDeath November 23, 2020
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This dude will probably cum in your eye . Overall they're a decent person, don't mess with them unless you want your head up their ass
He's sure a "landon"
by Datbish.. October 30, 2020
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A kind heated person who tries his best and messes up every once in a while but will do anything for any body and has been looking to find the right girl in his life and he thinks he’s ugly but is actually attractive and girls tend to play him over so he has given up on trying. But he is a very nice caring generous person who is really funny and would light your world and never wants to upset you and would care for you every day and love you and treat you right. If you find one of these then keep him because it’s definitely a legendary!!
by Bing bong bing bong January 17, 2021
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Landon's Brother

Art Barr. Famous wrestler. AKA Landon's new dead brother.
I sure do miss Landon's Brother.
by amelioooooo February 9, 2021
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