jamaican lottery

When you find ALL of the weed.

Dude! I want to Dario's house last night and I totally won the Jamaican Lottery!

by poppymemedude February 13, 2017

Jamaican Tea

Uncommon slang term for marijuana, derived from the plant cannabis sativa (usally strains grown in jamaica). The term derives from marijuana being an important part of Jamaican culture, with such pop culture icons as Bob Marley and Snoop Dogg being avid consumers of the substance.

Person 1: "What did you do this weekend?"
Person 2: "I rolled up a fat one with some o' dat Jamaican Tea mate, couldn't feel my legs after the first hit."

by Bob Marley's Fat Ganja Tips September 11, 2017

Jamaican Dick Fart

Adjective. -A word used to describe a certain individual of whom you dislike. A term mainly used during frustrating situations when you’re in need of using a harsh curse word.
Verb- Monquief

“Hey Russian friend who always bums juul rips off of me you’re such a fucking Jamaican dick fart.”

by J_Wilkyyy September 17, 2019

Jamaican maple leaf

N.

Another name for weed or cannabis

Synonyms: Devil’s lettuce

Time for a quick hit of the Jamaican Maple Leaf!

by Wangtang56 July 27, 2018

Jamaican Hammer Swisher

The act of shitting pissing and cumming on any beige vehicle preferably a Honda CRV

I hate this coworker so I gave him a Jamaican Hammer Swisher

by lilviny409 November 22, 2024

Jamaican manutschitch

When someone says something way off base, and you want to insult them.

Your friend asks to borrow your car, so you say "nah mon jamaican manutschitch, I'll give you a ride though.

by Billy=D October 9, 2022

Jamaican tug-o-war

Two men playing tuggies back and forth until one of them is ejaculates. This one then takes a rolling paper, spoons the semen and some grass into it, and lights up the other man’s children.

Dog I so high yesterday after I lost Jamaican tug-o-war to my buddy Greg

by MikeWaz0wski January 30, 2022