Jamaican Plane

Our favorite person in the entire world. Derived from the acronym "JP", which comes from the name J. Porter. Ms. Porter is known for her specialty in traumatizing unsuspecting children within her dance studio. To cover our tracks while speaking of her, the director of her ballet program invented the name "Jamaican Plane".

"Oh no, here comes Jamaican Plane."
"Jamaican Plane went crazy during rehearsal last night."

by lollllllllllllllllllllllllllol April 25, 2022

jamaicans on 4th street

When someone says something so stupid that they sound like Jamaicans that used to sit on 4th street

Tom- “The sky is yellow”

Jeff- “You sound like a jamaicans on 4th street”

by Pegalis July 15, 2022

Jamaican Waffle Stomp

When two men of Jamaican dissent shit in each others, assholes, and then use their penis as some sort of ramrod to pack it down as similar as a civil war cannon being backed down and powdered.

Yo dude you Jamaican waffle stomped me so hard! You available again tonight?!

by GangstaGreg2100 May 21, 2024

Jamaican Hockey Puck

When you shit in a condom, freeze it, and go outside and throw it at the nearest mother (preferably in front of her children)

Hey dude, what happened to you?
I got hit with a Jamaican Hockey Puck.

by The Feetmeister December 13, 2024

Jamaican Zone Wars

The best Fortnite game mode! play it here: 5965-6439-1857

person 1: hey bro wanna play Jamaican Zone Wars?
person 2: BOMBACLART

by Archieology January 05, 2024

Jamaican Apple Sauce

Where you want to joke about something but you can’t think of anything

Person 1: Wanna hear a joke?
Person 2: Sure
Person 1: Jamaican Apple Sauce

by Hoes sucking on my dick March 17, 2024

Jamaican Backpack

In order to smuggle marijuana an individual places a bag of weed in another's anus and then pounds it in with his penis.

In order to get weed out of the Caribbean, Turbo gave Austin a Jamaican Backpack.

by ajmurphy October 19, 2018