hogan's goat

The most fucked up thing known to man (often said by older people) Something that is so screwed up it is not even understandable.

Wow, Jim and Tom really blew that presentation.

Yah they were all fucked up like hogan's goat!

by razzle313 December 9, 2008

Goat Trail

Idaho's Highway 95, often referred to as the Goat Trail, is one of the nation's 9 deadliest highways. If Coeurdifornians and others aren't careful, they will end up as fatalities.

You can easily ruin your vacation by becoming one of the many fatalities on Idaho's Highway 95, also known as the Goat Trail.

by Disgruntled Idahoan January 1, 2009

slappin the goat

Jacking off, masturbating

Shit, my mom walked in while I was slappin the goat

by K8&Gaby March 24, 2008

Crazy Goat

Strange yet amazing breed of goat which seems to live off of mountain due and is often scene commiting acts of sexyness in all its goaty glory.

"damn that crazy goat and its amazing adventures"

by Cold Reaper November 28, 2003

nanny goat

A person who acts elderly and likes to ruin the fun for everyone else.

Amanda is always acting like a nanny goat never wants to go out and have fun anymore

by Sunny1218 March 8, 2013

Blow a Goat

An ode to Beastiality sung to the popular childrens' tune "Row, row, row your boat"

"Blow, blow, blow a goat,
Screw a kangaroo
Finger bang an orangutan
Horny at the zoo!"

See also Fuck a Duck

by Akedos November 7, 2008

Goat Rope

When good intentions go bad, messily.

History: From LCDR Charles Breen, USN, who tried to untangle a goat's rope, only to be bitten by said goat, then to deck same goat, Mongo style, right as busload of tourists rounded the bend in time to think he was beating the crap out of a goat for no reason. This definition dates back to at least 1988.

Man, this is the last time I help you move, what a goat rope.

by KnumbKnuts May 19, 2005