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falcon fail

Falcon fail, first used by a YouTube user, is used when someone attempts to do an amazing acrobatic action (or falcon punch/kick) that's fails spectacularly.

However, when someone is seemingly about to fail but wins, it's falcon win.
Did you see that guy trying to do karate? he falcon failed!

or

I thought that guy was about to trip but he flipped, what a falcon win!
by dgfvdegtrhyjtukuk May 21, 2011
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Fail Reaper

a person, object or being that makes someone fail
a person fails by falling off a tree, the tree is then a fail reaper
by theultimatefail July 6, 2009
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Failed Laziness

The act of doing more work while trying to do less work due to laziness.
I didn't want to carry all that crap to the trash so I walked all the way to the side yard to get the wheel barrow when all I had to do was get the dolly from the garage. Such failed laziness.
by Rabidmogwai March 6, 2009
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Shuffle Fail

When you put your iPod (or some other type of mp3) on shuffle, and it plays some songs by the same artist at least 2 times in a row. Or if the songs start playing in Alphabetical Order after the device is put on shuffle.
I went to the party to hear some great music, but Bill's iPod had a Shuffle Fail, so everyone got tortured and had to listen to Lady Gaga for 3 hours straight. It was horrible.
by TheChampion613 June 20, 2011
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Fail Weyburn

To take a joke that someone else has had success with, make it your own, and it suddenly becomes not so funny anymore.

To complete the phrase, one must place one's left hand flat (palm down) above the forehead, and the right hand flat (palm down) around the chin.
"And then we shall ride saber-toothed ponies into the Saskatchewan sunset! Hail Weyburn!" ... "Fail Weyburn!"
by MyCrotch2009 January 1, 2010
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Fail-Thunder

The repetition of glorious, unsuccessful actions; or being on a roll of "fail".
Kyle: Fail
Kyle: Fail
Kyle: Fail
Katie: Fail

Kyle: Hey! Don't steal my Fail-Thunder
by blahblahbleep May 27, 2010
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fail conversation

When two people are speaking to each other about the same thing, but are not on the same wave length. They are both making the same point but think that the other misunderstands. This often ends in extreme bouts of laughter because both parties involved realize their stupidity.
A: I think we should go to the grocery store first because I need to get bread.
B: No! We need to go to the grocery store first.
A: I know, that's what I said.
B: No, you need to get bread.
A: But why would you want to go the grocery store first?
B: Because you need to get bread you just said that.
A: Hold on, let's just go to the grocery store first since we both want to go there first!
B:What a fail conversation we just had!

End in lolz.
by Pine Lol November 1, 2009
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