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deez nuts

a phrase used in only serious moments
candices mom died,damn thats crazy did you know the same thing happened to deez,whos deez,DEEZ NUTS
by Bofa Dietz March 17, 2022
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Deez

Deez is used as slang that is common among internet culture today as it is used for jokes, usually where someone doesn't understand the joke, deez is supposed to sound like these so that if someone hasn't heard of deez jokes, they may ask what's deez? then the person who said deez will say deez nuts.
Hey man, you go to see Deez?
What's Deez?
Deez nuts.
by NoahGotsDeez March 19, 2022
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Donald Deez Nutzz

Donald Deez Nutzz
noun
dawn-uhld deez nuhtz

1. A Man’s Man™ who thinks loyalty is a one-way street and testosterone is a personality trait. Known for pulling sneak-disrespect moves like inviting your friends to a BBQ behind your back, then acting shocked you didn’t show up with a casserole and a smile.

2. The type of guy who dishes out “F*** off” like it's a handshake, but if you toss one back his way, suddenly you're public enemy number one and he's calling his "boys."

3. Gets butt-hurt faster than a toddler denied a juice box, but insists he's just "old school" and "telling it how it is."

4. Goes by the nickname “Donald Deez Nutzz” — but ironically has the thinnest skin west of the Rockies and zero chill when the joke's on him.

Usage:

"Bro, I told Don I couldn’t make it to his fight night, and now he’s got the whole group chat ghosting me."
"Classic Donald Deez Nutzz behavior. He probably invited your dog and skipped you on purpose."
"Bro, I told Don I couldn’t make it to his fight night, and now he’s got the whole group chat ghosting me."
"Classic Donald Deez Nutzz behavior. He probably invited your dog and skipped you on purpose."
by Dimond D June 10, 2025
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it nuts which is something
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My nuts are bigger than youre moms brain.
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HA GOTEMMM
Idk how it goes in a sentence? But deez nuts
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