face cancer

A severe chronic case of acne.

dude, that guy has a serious case of face cancer.

by lxpatterson July 2, 2007

Cancer Sex

Sex that is had between someone with cancer, and someone who is sympathetic to their plight.

Guy/Girl: "I just found out I have cancer..."
Guy/Girl: "I'm so sorry...! and aroused!!!
Guy/Girl: "wanna have cancer sex?"
Guy/Girl: "mosdef!!!"

by MSGT117 June 22, 2011

Vaginal cancer

Something you should never type into a definition bar!

You are one sick freak

by BObo D. HObo July 29, 2004

Queeftasticular Cancer

A cancer of the vagina that causes uncontrollable queefage. This has no cure, and causes many women to become sterile or never have boyfriends. Their queefs are generally more potent than others, and fire out queef nuggets like a MP-40. The only way for temporary relief comes with the Queef-B-Gone cream.

I got Queeftasticular Cancer from Aleta and I eat tons of queef nuggets nowadays.

by FrodoBaggins231 August 5, 2006

cure for cancer

A medicine which will prevent or reverse the effects of cancer 100%. Sadly, it has not been found yet.

1. They are raising money to find the cure for cancer.
2. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.

by AllisonL December 25, 2007

Gesticular Cancer

painful condition of the arms, caused by waving them about too much when you talk

"hey man, stop moving your hands so much when you talk, you'll get gesticular cancer!"

by Robbie Shepherd June 15, 2007

Taurus and Cancer

Uh.....ummmm..... Are y'all dating orrrrrr... Cause y'all look cute together no cap

Taurus and cancer dating

by JAYEDDDDDDD November 28, 2020