cow ass

when after shitting, the shit that wasn't wiped up completely gets smushed up against the sides of your asscheeks.

can you look at my ass please I think I have a cow ass.

by ThatDude9.0 February 25, 2020

cow penis

something that you can tell repeatedly to piss off your bus driver

Me: COW PENIS!!!!!!!!!
Bus driver: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!

by cow penis June 24, 2020

cow nugget

Dried cow poop
A person who smells like shit

What up cow nugget?

Hey let's start a fire with those cow nuggets

by Wickster November 29, 2015

Cow Towners

An unsophisticated person from a cattle-raising town that has a reading level of a kindergartener.

I hate how we have to put pictures on our menus for these cow towners.

by I will sue your ass. October 4, 2022

Cow Belly

A cow belly

lol that cow has a cow belly

by gamerpoo June 19, 2019

Cows Cunt

Santa Cruz "CC" Mountain Bike

I was pedaling the cows cunt hard up a hill and it was bobbing up and down more than a poorly supported pair of boobs when running. I could tell he was riding a cows cunt from a distance by the riding position and the amount it was bobbing.

by Concentrating on smoothness July 17, 2020

Jasmine the cow

GOES MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jasmine the cow goes moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

by bananananana split October 24, 2018