British guy one: Ello there chap, u seen that bloody asshole Tom?
British guy two: I did there mate, he's such a douche.
British guy two: I did there mate, he's such a douche.
by beastlyfbplaya51 May 08, 2010
The act of drenching your penis in tobasco sauce then violently and forcefully penetrating the rectum of your partner while reciting the kfc theme song.
Bro, my girlfriend invited me over for netflix and chill, im totally gonna give her the bloody thomas tonight.
by Ruggedhoss17 October 22, 2016
1: a person who is sub-serviant to another 2:a sub 3:someone with a slightly benign personality 4: someone who lets themselves be pushed around 5: a "doormat" 6: a slave or servant
"You can take that attitude and shove it .... I'm not your bloody poodle." (say wit an Ali G accent)
by Mistress Q February 08, 2008
by Bthibs October 14, 2011
Honey not tonight im on my period, thats alright i didn't drink tonight and im craving a Bloody Marry.
by Jebus Christ Gambit May 31, 2009
An aggresive and prolonged form of masturbation resulting in a chaffing and subsequential bleeding of the male genetalia.
Jim: Sorry you couldn't hook up tonight at the club. Hang in there man you'll get past this dry spell.
Gary: Thats alright I'm going to go home and spank it bloody to work out some of this frustration.
Gary: Thats alright I'm going to go home and spank it bloody to work out some of this frustration.
by Tdwg October 16, 2008
The Bloody Strombolli is the act of doing a female in her anus and getting the feces on your cock, then while she's on her period putting it in and getting the blood on your cock then inserting the cock covered in blood and feces into the woman's mouth.
Boy: "Dude why's that girl's breathe smell so bad?"
Boy2: "She must have gotten The Bloody Strombolli not to long ago."
Boy2: "She must have gotten The Bloody Strombolli not to long ago."
by Duality92 July 21, 2011