Girl A: Wow that guy over there is so hot and looks so sweet.
Girl B: He is a typical black bear. You should go talk to him!
Girl B: He is a typical black bear. You should go talk to him!
by Anonymousmatt March 4, 2016
Get the Black bearmug. A cartoon bear who is a pedofile, he only goes for people 12 and younger. He also showed up on the Olympics for one country because they mistook him for one of the mascots, but I forgot which one. He circulates the internet and will never go away.
He is coming for you.
He is coming for you.
Child1: Hey look, that bear is giving away candy!
Child2: It even says so on that truck he's driving!
Child1: Ok, lets go!
Mother: NOOOOO! Honey, call the cops, pedo bear just stole the kids!
Child2: It even says so on that truck he's driving!
Child1: Ok, lets go!
Mother: NOOOOO! Honey, call the cops, pedo bear just stole the kids!
by a mysterious stalker June 9, 2010
Get the pedo bearmug. 1. A response to what you will do after you fail at life in order to prove your worth. When you suck at life and have nothing left to lose, going off into the wilderness to fight a bear can be the life changing experience you need to turn your life around... unless you die.
2. A response to what you will do after something trivial doesn't go your way. Humorous overreaction.
2. A response to what you will do after something trivial doesn't go your way. Humorous overreaction.
1. Guy1: What are you going to do if you don't get into any of the schools you applied to?
Guy2: Fight a Bear
2. Guy1: Cool a sports store! I'm gonna get a Pau Gasol Jersey!
Guy2: What if they are out?
Guy1: I guess I'll have to fight a bear
Guy2: Fight a Bear
2. Guy1: Cool a sports store! I'm gonna get a Pau Gasol Jersey!
Guy2: What if they are out?
Guy1: I guess I'll have to fight a bear
by Zahio May 2, 2008
Get the fight a bearmug. The worst extent of getting owned. Similiar to the way the bear share program owns it customers with fee after fee after fee.
Tom: Dude did your see Jim try to use his gift credit card to burn bear share songs onto a cd?
Mike: Yea dude he tried but it would end up costing him $1 per song, he got bear shared!
Mike: Yea dude he tried but it would end up costing him $1 per song, he got bear shared!
by foxybrown August 16, 2007
Get the bear sharedmug. Stevo: Maaaaan, I wanna hug that thang so baadd
Jamo: Who, Penn Bear?
Stevo: Yeahh, daawg, he be the huggin bomb
Jamo: Who, Penn Bear?
Stevo: Yeahh, daawg, he be the huggin bomb
by Bear Love April 16, 2011
Get the Penn Bearmug. A used tampon that has been tossed into the woods due to having no where else to dispose of it. Usually removed and tossed while on a camping trip just prior to having sexual intercourse.
Being the group environmentalist, Sally didn't mind removing her tampon and tossing it in the woods because she knew it was soon to be a delicious bear snack.
by RescueBeeotch September 3, 2009
Get the bear snackmug. A person who was so drunk off their ass the night before, that their face resembles a wild bear.
see scummy
see scummy
The morning after getting drunk with his friends, Jimmy fled to the woods to start his new life as a scummy bear.
by MikeG August 25, 2005
Get the scummy bearmug.