Alli Jo

A woman who thinks she’s really gorgeous and perfect and god’s gift to men. She pretends to be that *super qUiRkY* girl who snorts when she laughs. She’ll lead guys on while feigning ignorance that they’re into her, but spend a lot of energy telling these guys how “creepy” or “strangely into” her OTHER men are. Basically a basic bitch who listens to what she thinks is obscure or underground, but the iheart curated version of that.

Did you hear Alli Jo talking about how many plates she’s juggling and all the activities in her life?

Yeah, I heard; she’s got a total wannabe hero/martyr complex.

by Allijojo_is_a_cunt September 21, 2021

bestie allie

bestie allie is amazing. bestie allie is my best friend.

bestie allie : im amazing bestie allie is amazing
me : i agree, bestie allie

by bestiealliefanpage February 05, 2021

Ally mcquiche

A man who’s Scottish that eats quiche

Ally loves quiche and he’s from Scotland that’s why we call him ally mcquiche

by Tugboat November 02, 2021

allie hayes

Jason Bourne.

Ohh, man I wanna eat her like Allie Hayes eats cake.

by Waterbottle40378 December 17, 2017

Ally catching

To find prostitutes in an ally ready for a good time

Nick went ally catching last night and got lucky

by Chicks luv me August 16, 2018

Ally and Tracey

An iconic duo that write shitty definitions on urban dictionary

"Yo you read that definition from Ally and Tracey from earlier today?"
"yeah man it was shit"

by Nars Boi! February 07, 2018

ally apple

A damn brick to the head!

When involved in a fight, If you ain't careful, you just might get a ally apple.

by Plah250 October 03, 2018