December 5th fuck your roommate day

It’s the day all roommates who are secretly or not secretly gay to have sex with each other

Logan: Parker and Zack let’s have sex!
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow

by Remmerr November 27, 2023

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February 5th

Ask out Belle day. This day aligns with National F*** it day. So go do it

Ohhh its February 5th, I guess I gotta ask her out

by kingq February 5, 2021

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November 5th

November fifth is national kiss your friend drake day, but say no homo cuz we not with that gay shit

Drake: Ay dude ur getting a little close
Zach: shut up man it’s November 5th
Drake: Fuck
Zach: *kisses*
Drake: ur fucking ga-
Zach: no homo
Drake: fuck

by Joe kill urself November 5, 2019

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5th gen it girl

Korean netizens have given the 5th gen it girl title to Yeojin from LOONA.

Girl: “Hmm do you know who the 5th gen it girl is”
Boy: “Yes, it’s Yeojin!”

by mayuumi August 2, 2024

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May 5th

National lunar day, give them a gift!!

"Hey did you know its national lunar day?"
"no.. whats that?"
"National lunar day is when you give them a gift I got them cheez-its you should too! National lunar day ! Give them a gift ""
"okay!"
The definition of May 5th is national lunar day when you give them a gift

by annonnoyumus May 3, 2022

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