Thanos

I fat shriveled prune looking for some pebbles to lob at a couple of slightly strong people. Also he has a ball sack chin and a gold cum sock.

Oh no it's that fat purple bloke. Whats his name? Ah yes Thanos.

by xd_erectgamer_69 May 21, 2020

Thanos Shift

When working in retail or fast food, where half of the working staff are present, and all of the resources and supplies are there.

“I can’t believe that Jeff got everyone else sick with a cold. Thanks to him, we’re stuck in a Thanos Shift.”

by CaveJohnson94 June 9, 2020

Thanos

This dude is a big wrinkly grape with a shiny glove and an obsession with coloured stones

Do you think Thanos will get the stones

by Mollyjadethemarvelwhore July 26, 2020

Thanos

The one idiot who spends his money making a golden gauntlet and achieve "world peace." And somehow doesn't die from a big slice in the chest.

Thanos:You should have gone for the head. *snaps* *teleports away*
Thor: NOOOOOOOOO!!!

by Marvel Fan 101 October 21, 2020

Thanos

Someone who killed spider-man and made iron man sacrifice his self to make people cry 😢

Thanos when he got surgery they said let’s do surgery on a grape

by Georgie-Plays-YT September 29, 2020

Thanos

absolutely SWOLE!

You’re thanos.

by purple boi November 22, 2021

Thanos

An angry, shriveled up, purple grape that wants to erase half the universes life because he wants to solve overpopulation.

Friend 1: Hey, have you seen Avengers Endgame?
Friend 2: Oh, yeah, the one with Thanos? The angry purple grape?

by Rineluo888 November 18, 2021