Ted’s Mom

1. Any mom of a friend of yours that is just bangin’. A real cougar of a woman after college cock and is always down for some DP with some college studs. When she orgasms, it’s like an earthquake of shaking followed by a flash flood from her squirting puss juice.

2. Any milf that is your friend’s mom that is always wanting to fuck frat boys.

1. Chad: Bro why is the floor so wet?

Brad: Do you remember that smoking hot mom that came down the other day? Yeah, Tyler and just got done with her. She’s such a Ted’s Mom.

2. Frat boy: Yo, the mom of that new pledge keeps eye-fucking me bro, I bet she’s a real Ted’s Mom!

by Pikeyjuan69 November 24, 2021

ted out

to break weak, blab your mouth, spill it, tell the business of others, snitch

You better not ted out on me and get me in trouble

by reeseehood February 13, 2020

Ted Dibiase

money money money money moneyyyy

Ted Dibiase is richer than you

by stock user November 9, 2021

Hey, Senator Ted Cruz

If raping women and children is bad why are you covering up the Epstein files? To protect the women who were raped from... Getting justice? Why are the US army member raping the female soldiers all the time and then having it covered up? If heard plenty of stories doing that? You ever think maybe you should spend less time pre-criming people who haven't raped anyone yet and ALSO LESS TIME covering up the rapes that actually occur?

Hym "Hey, Senator Ted Cruz... God said in leviticus that is you rape a woman you have to take her as a wife... I know polygamy is haram but if I rape 2 what am I supposed to do with the second one? How long do you expect vapid statements about the morality of rape and child murder to placate the masses and detract from the fact that you're letting the Jews commit a genocide, but, only the Jews and how do you feel about the fact that I (Hymon Iamon) haven't done or said anything that God hasn't done or said and is basically super Hitler? Is it dope? I'm God-Like! Both God-Like and Christ-Like! I'm like I'm like Super Omega God-Jesus Supreme!"

by Hym Iam June 9, 2025

Ted Lui

A representative of those who are very smart and love music.

People who are so Ted Lui should be in Juilliard.

by anonymous March 6, 2022

Ted

A fucking kiddy fiddler. 🤟🏻

Boy:do you know ted

Girl:oh the nonce? Yea i do why
Boy:bc he was staring at my sister the other day

Girl: so?
Boy:shes 9…

by Sexuallyattractedtomyself September 16, 2022

Fed ted

an autocorrect version of the word “retarded” used to insult people without them knowing the meaning. this word has no tense or other forms and can be used in any way even if grammatically incorrect

“You’re a fed Ted.”
“You’re so fed ted.”

by Sleezysheep February 7, 2023