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Teddy Riley'd

When someone did the most or was being extra in completing a simple task only to never complete said task.
Chile, dis naker just Teddy Riley'd me on a shopping spree. I just wanted H&M, but they went all Nordstrom's and their credit card declined.
by Cornwhizzle April 19, 2020
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Queen Of Teddy Grahams

Meriam Boutissant
Meriam Boutissant is the Queen of Teddy Grahams
by king of teddy grahams May 28, 2021
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Teddy Land

A land where you get fucked by teddys or get enlisted for their army
by ChasseStraße May 8, 2022
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Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse

While in the act of performing Teddy Ruxpin on a female, the male (usually short in stature with ample body hair; opens the window and has his partner bite on a toy Glow Worm from the same family of Mattel children’s toys from the 1980s. Thus keeping her quiet, while also getting the attention of anyone walking by…
Typically this involves doggy style sex while using the female’s back as a stand to hold a children’s book, so that the Male (“Teddy Ruxpin”) can read her a children’s story while thrusting.
I can’t believe I let Jeff Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse me again…someone walking their dog stared at us for like 10 minutes. It was kinda hot!
by 2family4jeff January 27, 2023
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Pull a Teddy

To evade responsibilities to have fun.
To run away from one's duties to do something else.
I was in a meeting but it was boring so I had to Pull a Teddy.
Rachel did not show up to the fundraiser, she pulled a teddy.
by RamvoX February 19, 2021
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Teddie

Eddie's girlfriend, Tori, and him. No one knows how long Teddie has been here, but some people guess that it hasn't been long. Some question if Tori and him were still dating when Eddie had feelings for Mya. Some question that if he did, some wonder if it's considered "cheating". Teddie is a relationship that no one knows what to feel. And only some of Eddie's friends, and possibly some of Tori's friends, saw what she looked like. No one can predict how long Teddie will last. But it could be up until they finally get married and start a family that some might think is the "Family with mental issues" considering, Eddie acts like he has mental problems. Some people support this interesting couple, some don't support it and hope for Eddie to find someone better. I feel as if Eddie could do better, even though I haven't seen what Tori looks like, I've heard enough. And no, I'm not telling you who I am.
by Woahy May 7, 2023
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Teddy

A teddy is a closeted gay man who constantly pretends to be straight and is often slightly homophobic.
“Yo doesn’t Brandon give total Teddy vibes?!”
“Yea totally!!”
by BidensamericaUSAUSA May 25, 2024
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