Someone who's life is dominated by technology, more so than the average person. This person always has an array of gadgets on their person, such as the newest phone, watch, etc. Some of the tools they own might fill a niche role, or one that is a total gimmick, such as a shoulder-mounted automatic fly swatter, or in the case of a useless gimmick, a juicero juicing machine. Often times the technel will brag about how advanced their technology is to the point where the objects they own become their whole personality and more or less extensions of themselves. Technels are the type of people who will talk all day about all the benefits of modern day innovations, but would be left defenseless should their beloved technologies fail, and will likely attribute this failure to external factors rather than poor design. Most technels wouldn't survive 3 days in the wilderness without their little toys.
Example 1:
Technel: "The flesh is weak.. Robots are our masters!"
Regular person: "goddamn when will this technel shut up he's been hogging the mic for 20 minutes now."
Example 2: Technel brags about shoes with built in climate control, regenerative insoles, and self tying laces made of titanium cable. Technel tries to demonstrate the capabilities of the hydraulic jump feature, failing to account for the fact that the shoes have a weight limit of 130 lbs between the two of them and the engineers didn't do a very good job creating a waterproof design. Technel doesn't make it over the massive puddle they tried to jump and total their $18,000 shoes, blaming the failure on "wind conditions."
Technel: "The flesh is weak.. Robots are our masters!"
Regular person: "goddamn when will this technel shut up he's been hogging the mic for 20 minutes now."
Example 2: Technel brags about shoes with built in climate control, regenerative insoles, and self tying laces made of titanium cable. Technel tries to demonstrate the capabilities of the hydraulic jump feature, failing to account for the fact that the shoes have a weight limit of 130 lbs between the two of them and the engineers didn't do a very good job creating a waterproof design. Technel doesn't make it over the massive puddle they tried to jump and total their $18,000 shoes, blaming the failure on "wind conditions."
by Suckmytoes_77 November 8, 2023
Get the Technel mug.A hockey player, usually of limited skill, who is tough as nails and willing to do whatever is required of him.
Main jobs are preventing opposing players from taking liberties with his more skilled teammates and giving his team a boost with a well timed donnybrook.
Main jobs are preventing opposing players from taking liberties with his more skilled teammates and giving his team a boost with a well timed donnybrook.
Dave Brown was an ankle skater, yet the greatest protective technician ever to play in the NHL, let alone for the Philadelphia Flyers.
by Robsy21 December 22, 2008
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by Meowwoman March 22, 2009
Get the Seriously Technical Device mug.A technique used by a man to pick up women to try and get laid, where the man asks woman after woman if she wants to go home with him until one of them says yes. He will usually get slapped a lot but it eventually works.
Example A:
Guy 1: I don't stand a chance at getting laid. These ladies here are too uptight.
Guy 2: Just try the scatter technique. You're guaranteed to succeed eventually.
Example B:
Guy 1: I tried the scatter technique and it worked on the eleventh woman. I got slapped by the first ten.
Guy 2: Was it worth it?
Guy 1: You betcha. It's always guaranteed to work.
Guy 1: I don't stand a chance at getting laid. These ladies here are too uptight.
Guy 2: Just try the scatter technique. You're guaranteed to succeed eventually.
Example B:
Guy 1: I tried the scatter technique and it worked on the eleventh woman. I got slapped by the first ten.
Guy 2: Was it worth it?
Guy 1: You betcha. It's always guaranteed to work.
by deepspace10 December 14, 2012
Get the scatter technique mug.1. Another word for a stripper or pole dancer that works at a gentleman's club. Sometimes used by women and/or men in this profession as a more nuanced and professional way of saying what they do for a living.
2. A term used to describe a higher breed of stripper or pole dancer that has mastered the most difficult and intricate techniques of pole dancing. These individuals are capable of performing truly amazing feats while on the pole.
2. A term used to describe a higher breed of stripper or pole dancer that has mastered the most difficult and intricate techniques of pole dancing. These individuals are capable of performing truly amazing feats while on the pole.
1. Tanisha thinks she's so fancy calling herself a pole technician. Girl, we all know you just stripping down at the Kitty Palace.
2. I have never seen anyone master those techniques as quick as Mika has! It's only a matter of time before she masters all of them and graduates to pole technician.
2. I have never seen anyone master those techniques as quick as Mika has! It's only a matter of time before she masters all of them and graduates to pole technician.
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An ancient technique where one lures other players to the disco near flush factory. Then one attacks the other player and kills them mid floss x
An ancient technique where one lures other players to the disco near flush factory. Then one attacks the other player and kills them mid floss x
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