Situationalship

"Two aries" This extremely rare and odd occasion is something that is almost certainly to beconsidered as the tall tale signs of the infamous "written in the stars" relationship. The down side is of course to battle against what life and eachother surprise you with. The will to seek... and not fear the future will most undoubtedly lead to a couple of savages living in a situationalship.....BITCH PLEASE 🎤 drop

They are weird af.....situationalship type people...

by Situationalship October 3, 2019

Saturation

When someone has taken things to the ultimate level

"Bro, your saturation levels are out of this world"

by mameemonster October 17, 2019

Simulation Toilet

A person using a display toilet in a store to test its capabilities and efficiency.

Yo that simulation toilet at Home Depot really knows how to treat your asshole after a trip to Taco Bell.

by HakunahYourTatas January 1, 2020

Situationalize

putting yourself in a situation, in someone else's shoes, point of view and perspective, to understand, grasp and analyze, so you can disqualify yourself of any pre-conceptions or pre-judgement.

whenver i am having a deep conversation with someone, i like to situationalize myself into what their sharing with me.

by AccordingToRyC November 29, 2020

Situationalize

putting yourself in someone else's situation, in someone else's shoes, point of view and perspective, to understand, grasp and analyze their situation as your own, so you can disqualify yourself of any pre-conceptions or pre-judgement.

whenever i am having a deep conversation with someone, i situationalize what's being share to me.

by AccordingToRyC November 29, 2020

Situational flirting

Flirting based on the situation and not the person.

Roo: "Wow everyone in the Below Deck crew is flirting with each other even though I'm not convinced any of them actually fancy each other."
Ol: "Yeh I read on Urban Dictionary that it's called situational flirting."

by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020

Situation

A catch-all term used by prison inmates in order to "hide" information that they don't want to get into trouble for discussing on the phone. Often times a reference to drugs that inmates are attempting to acquire through various means and methods. Used more frequently for this purpose on the East Coast. "Situation" can also be a reference to a territory an individual has been charged with for the purposes of dealing drugs.

"Don't uh, don't say too much, I can't talk about anything specific, but uh, I got that um, that situation coming next week."

by Happy Helperton December 15, 2020