Ashley Tisdale and Danny Stone Fans

a stupid group of fans that hate their own lives that they have to obsess over Ashley Tisdale and Danny Stone to have any satisfaction with living.

Jessica: Would you believe that Ashley Tisdale and Danny Stone Fans created a destructive riot outside of the movie theatre lastnight?

Me: What the hell, why?

Jessica: Danny didn't get the main part in Scary Movie V with Ashley like the fans requested. Look at the movie ratings. It's below average because he wasn't in it.

Me: Oh fuck me! Get over it stupid ass teenage girls.

by TrollingSINCE1995 April 21, 2013

stoned

a state where a person wants 2 piss but doesnt have the courage to get up from the floor.

i got stoned after a blunt n wsnt able to get up for an hour.

by babanash June 27, 2006

stonehead

A mix between a stoner and a pothead. A stonehead is a rare breed that is resulted from being a stoner with many pothead friends. A stonehead is usually aware of the name of what they smoke but not of what it is.

Julie can be such a stonehead sometimes. She's so unware of how good her stash is.

by divinedecadency July 28, 2007

second hand stoned

To become stoned by breathing in the exhaled fumes of a pot smoker.

Dude! I'm gonna make you second hand stoned!!!!

by David Hawaii June 18, 2007

stoned up

A term for getting high on marijuana used in Vermont. Don't ask me why they add the word "up". I couldn't explain it any more than I could tell you how they thought of the expression cabbage night.

A: Man, I can't stay awake anymore. I am about to meet the table with my head.

B: Wow, you must be pretty stoned up.

A: *bonk*

by zwibble de jah jah November 1, 2006

stoned outta my gourd!

Bein higher than the end of muh dick!

I'm stoned outta my gourd!

by Eziquio C. November 13, 2014

The Sword-in-the-Stone

While recieving a handjob the girl grabs the cock skin really hard and yanks up very forcefully everyfew seconds. Like the boy trying to pull the sword from the stone in Camelot.

Nancy gave me the sword-in-the-stone last night
I kept screaming in pain but she thought they were moans of pleasure
and now my dick looks like a slinky

by DjDildo March 11, 2010