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straight flight 

The process of average guys shunning any kind of refinement in the clothes/hair/personal hygiene & development department in fear of seeming gay.

coined by John Derbyshire in 2003 in his National Review Online article on this phenomenon.

Straight flight is similar to white flight (i.e., the large-scale migration of whites of various European ancestries from racially mixed urban regions to more racially homogeneous suburban or exurban regions. It was first seen as originating from fear and anxiety about increasing minority populations).
Ex. 1:

- 'I heard John left the local theatre group.'
- 'Yeah, he did. The majority of guys in the group were gay and he didn't want people to think he was too.'
- 'Straight flight?'
- 'You said it.'

Ex. 2:
GF: 'You threw away your moisturizer and night cream. Why?'
BF: 'Because it's gay.'
GF: 'Taking care of your skin has nothing to do with being gay!'
BF: 'Only that it kinda does.'
GF: 'Typical example of straight flight. Weak.'
straight flight by QuinnVK September 28, 2012
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straight out the kitchen 

Working straight out the kitchen: means you're making drugs in your house. Doesn't necessarily mean in the kitchen.
"This dope is awesome. It's straight out the kitchen."
"That boy doesn't have a job. He works straight out the kitchen"

Straight Bitchin 

The most supreme form of bitching, and is enough to drive anyone crazy, usually performed by mothers or teachers.
Daniel: Dude my mom grounded me for not doing my chores.
Jake: Sounds like she was straight bitchin.
Daniel: Damn straight

straight to vhs 

When something is really bad, trashy, poor quality, etc. Based on old movies with bad production quality like the old power rangers movie's that never went to theaters, but went straight to vhs.
Man, that food was so bad, it should go straight to vhs.

Straight outta FG 

The illest rap clique in the game at the moment. They originated in Frederiksberg Gymnasium where they express their feelings about everything. They simply don't care about you.
''Did you hear that new mixtape from Straight outta FG?''

''Yeah fam, it's really merky innit?''
Straight outta FG by Techno Niels November 16, 2015

straight up beans 

"Bro, I just won a million dollars!"

"Dude, that is straight up beans!"

straight from the apes ass 

Straight from the apes ass... is when you are referring to absolute useless and pathetic nonsense related comment or saying (typically a comment or opinion made by an ex spouse)
Bradley(the ex): I'm ahhh gonna pick up my son I forgot to get the past 6 months every other weekend... ahhhh ahhh (giggle) cause I wanna take him camping for a weekend since I can't take him home to my house because my (new) wife won't let me bring him back.

Friend telling the ex: your ex husband is going to pick up his kid in a few weeks.

Ex wife: where did you hear lie...lol?
Friend: straight from the apes ass!