Squeezer

An impatient motorist.

1. Shoots to front of the the line of cars waiting on the on ramp to the freeway.
2. Does a quick lane change cutting you off without using their blinker.
3. Weaves in and out of traffic at excessive speeds.
4. Uses the freeway entry/exit lane during rush hour to pass on the right to get ahead instead of waiting like everyone else.

That squeezer is giving me road rage!!!

by cpetkunas February 23, 2019

Ceasar squeeze

The upset stomach that results from eating anything from Little Ceasar's. Usually has a 75% chance of occurring.

Ceasar squeeze, hot n' ready for the toilet. Just $5.

by WastedOM June 7, 2010

cock squeezer

A jerk off, asshole, dipshit or otherwise stupid motherfucker.

Listen you fucking cock squeezer pay your fucking rent.

by TAU-rico May 8, 2003

main squeeze

1. Your closest friend or friends

2. Boyfriend or girlfriend

Person 1:"These people right here are my main squeeze fo life!"
Person 2:"That's cool,"

Guy: "will you be my main squeeze?"
Girl: "of course!"

by LNBerger August 24, 2010

squeeze one out

To defecate hurriedly. Primary usage area is eastern U.S., blue collar lexicon.

Let me squeeze one out, Freddy - I'll jump on that alternator change when I'm done.

by Boswell September 14, 2008

nipple squeezer

When you squeeze a womans nipple then milk comes out and it squirts in your eye.

"Yo Maria what the hell did I tell you about getting nipple squeezed by this guy, he'll hurt ya."

by John Lush March 9, 2003

Squeege

a person who is very good at the video game counter-strike.

You suck, You're no squeege.

by collin skeetz October 6, 2006