slumpititis

to suffer from extreme slumpness or to be very slump, its very common and can be spread through vaginal, anal, and oral sex. THERE IS NO CURE.

Skylar has slumpititis ;)

by whodatcreeper October 8, 2011

Splumf

Verb: To splumf. Means to relax the body entirely, going from a standing position on to a very soft piece of furniture, such as an extremely comfortable chair or bed (usually after a long day)

Ollie: Aaaaaahhhhhrrrrrhh (yawn)
Lou: What's up fella?
Ollie: Been a looong day
Lou: Let's splumf
Ollie: Great idea. I'm glad there's a word to describe that action
Lou: Hells yes

by Lollie June 9, 2012

SlumpnDump

When one proceeds to black out, and IMMEDIATELY defecates all over their new couch.

I was hanging out with my friend, when suddenly, he "slumpndumped" with my parents in the living room.

by THE SlumpnDump August 19, 2013

slump can

during a long night of drinking, there is always that one dude blacked out on the couch. As his head swings back and forth and he mumbles about something he has gone full slumpcan

Example: " Colin drank a full bottle of Kamchatka and how he has gone slump can."

by slumpin November 6, 2014

Slump

Person who is somewhat sloutched... Looking a little lazy.

Alan was slump as fuck today!

by TTJames March 9, 2015

slump

To be completely out of energy or just feeling done with the day/week etc.
To relax and procrastinate all work.

"Man im done with this week, I just wanna slump"

by HiImChad April 4, 2015

Slump

When you're high AF and can barely open your eyes and melting into the couch

"He's all slump from just 2 hits of the kind bud"

by Papa Ski March 26, 2016