Pullin' a Smitty

To get a massive stiffy at an inappropriate time.

"Dang, shoulda seen Shea the other day, he was Pullin' a Smitty when that little boy crashed his bike."

by SaveMeFromSmitty February 16, 2014

School of spitters

A group of gays, presumably bottoms or thottoms.

Laura, do you think those guys there are gay?
They’re definitely a school of spitters.

Check out the school of spitters passing by.

by Trafy July 11, 2018

shitty charlotte

A name made up by a person who has too much time on there hands and thinks it looks cool to diss a band that's currently the fad to dislike.

Also see Good Charlotte Haters

The person was so horrible at making fun of Good Charlotte that they actually thought that Shitty Charlotte was a good insult.

by Valerie is not a psycho September 20, 2005

smittyverse

1. The 25 foot radius in any direction from a smitty. Most often encountered around coffee machines and counter strike servers.
2. A specific state of mind or plane of exsistance that generates intensity and accelerates the outcome of any given situation good or bad.

The Smitty: "Ok fellas, its not rocket science, now lets see some results."

D00d 1: "Jesus, things just move alot faster in the smittyverse."
D00d 2: "Yeah, but we're out of coffee and i feel really stupid now for some reason..."

by OPi3 March 3, 2004

SpattyWank

When you bone a fat chick

Guy1: Hey i spattywanked that new chick last night
Guy2: Nice!!!

by allen gnudi November 21, 2006

shitty fingered old hag

a term used to describe the old woman who makes it her duty to spoil peoples fun

just mind your own business you shitty fingered old hag

.....then the shitty fingered old hag went and called the cops,so we had to split

by jamma-dee September 3, 2006

Shitty Booty Baby

Someone who shits and farts constantly.

"That chic Cat is a shitty booty baby, she destroys toilets daily"

by pkilla19 December 8, 2009