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Spanish Person Time

At least 3 hours ahead of the time you say to meet/have a get together.
Them: Why aren't you ready for the party, it says 2PM on the invite and it's 1:45PM!

Me: Relax, they are on Spanish Person Time(SPT) we don't have to be there until 5PM at the earliest.
by Desanto846 February 5, 2023
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spanish girl saturday

just like white girl wednesday but this for spanish bitches 😈
hey did u remember it’s spanish girl saturday?
by cloutlis October 16, 2019
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Spanish 5 AP

A class with so much work that you will literally want to blow your brains out. Pure hell. Even the native speakers fail half the assignments and few get 5's in the AP.
Kid 1: Hey did you finish your Spanish 5 AP homework?

Kid 2: Hell no. I'm still trying to finish my work from 3 weeks ago!
by asianboi4569 August 9, 2016
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Harlem & Spanish Harlem

(1)Harlem:

A large town in Manhattan,New York City. It's considered by Harlem rappers(MA$E,Nigga Who ect.) it's the most ghetto-ish place on the East Coast,and mostly a Black community.

(2)Spanish Harlem AKA East Harlem:

The eastern part of Harlem,that consists of mostly Hispanics.
Harlem & Spanish Harlem is da most hoodest place to be noadays.
by GAME50 October 8, 2005
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Spanish Soap opera

A Cincinnati switcheroo accident whereby the roommate's sperm and the present penis's sperm (ie. the thruster) impregnates the woman resulting in fraternal twins.
She said they were mine but I knew they were my roommate's. Turns out we were both right... I pulled a Spanish Soap opera.
by Fromohio October 25, 2010
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Spanish Timo

Person 1: I met a Spanish Timo last week near the bar
Person 2: No way I heard they’re really annoying
Person 1: Yeah.
by Caruso March 2, 2021
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The Spanish Special

The act of placing Chorizo (a hard, knobbly spanish sausage) into ones rectum. It can be performed on both sexes. In most cases the recipient is then forced to choke and eat on the spanish poo stick, often crying.

The recipient is often willing to perform the act though, to a mild form. However, the giver is often deemed as "a sick bastard".

Most people should stay away from them unless you're mad.

Due to the natural shape of the chorizo, post-spanish special farting may occur.
Laura - Christ. I'm struggling to walk this morning, my farts stink and my mouth tastes of shitty sausage. Did you really have to go that far?

Ryan - Hahaha of course i did! Thats the whole point of The Spanish Special!

Laura - Gosh. Its so nasty and mean. Ill be tasting poo for a week.

Ryan - SHUT UP NOW OR YOUR SISTER GETS IT NEXT.
by JSBR88 April 6, 2011
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