Shmendricks

A buffoon; a shmuck. A humorous and lighthearted way to make fun of someone embarrassing themselves, or doing something stupid.

Stop it George; you're a shmendricks.

by drmbro November 21, 2010

semen demon

one who suks so much cock that they are taken by the dark realm of haities and made a demon

by ox May 2, 2003

Simen rocker nokke så inni helsvette! Fytti kattepusen!

Smarte folk seier det. Fordi det er sant. I'm the king of the world!!
Yes Indeed.

Ein fyr: Kem e d der borte?
Ein anna fyr: Det er Simen.
Fin dame: Simen rocker nokke så inni helsvette! Fytti kattepusen!

by Per Ingolf January 15, 2004

semen

A fluid which sperm swims in.

That gay person eats semen

by anon August 18, 2003

semen grilla

noun:A human being of questionable integrity who hordes mass amounts of semen, then grills said semen over an open flame using tin foil or a similar grilling apparatus. What is done with said semen after the grilling process leads to the integral questioning forementioned.

Friend walks out to deck and finds other friend manning the grill."Oh my god...dude is that...by all thats holy i'm living with a semen grilla!"

by Bill April 19, 2008

Semen demon

Love's the juice of a man

Peter is a real semen demon he will suck a guy dry

by Dick Trickle#1 May 2, 2016

semen addict

.see ChadKroeger.

someone who craves the male seed. will cheat, lie and steal to get it.
may morph into Jesus or a wet lion to trick men into ejaculating on his face or into his anal cavity (which has been used to excess and now resembles an abyss more than a cavity).
may also be used to describe bands known only as Nickelback.

Chad Kroeger "excuse me sir, might i trouble to ask you for a drop of your semen on my nipples?"
Keith Richards "god damn Kroeger you fucking gay Canadian you really are a semen addict aren't you??"

by myscene? there is noscene May 22, 2004