Soccer boys

For sure the hottest boys you will ever meet there funny,hot,sexy and the most athletic.

If u ever meet a soccer boys your so lucky

by Ava Smith April 8, 2019

Soccer

A boring, monotonous, and tedious to watch English sport played by nations with no clue on how to play, nor create, anything better.

A sport that has no shame in stupidly kicking a ball back and forth for 90 minutes to then end the match at 0-0.

A sport that despite its pointless monotony comes up with the stupid rule of offside to make it even more absurdly contrived and monotonous.

A sport where a referee can claim whatever he damn pleases and it goes even if the call is obviously 100% inaccurate, catastrophic, and on camera.

A sport so frustratingly pointless; yet hyped, that many of its live spectators loose their heads by minute 45 and rather start killing each other during half time.

A sport that makes all athletic Americans realize by 9th grade that thankfully there are other sports like Basketball, Tennis, Baseball, American Football, Lacrosse, Golf, etc.

Soccer is like Absinthe liquor, it seems good, interesting, amusing, complex, and fun but once you consume it you realize that its bad elements are too overpowering, too much of it is just too hard to bare, insisting would be pointless, and you say forget it, thanks God there is Rum, Gin, or Whiskey.

by Gallardo2 June 17, 2010

soccer

life

Soccer equals life.

by socerluvr4ever November 24, 2009

Soccer

A great kickass sport that requires skill, speed, agility, and determination. All the Americans who say soccer is a pussy sport havent tried it they are just cunt faced assholes bitches that say it is low scoring and boring, but scoring a goal is much harder than getting a touchdown. Soccer players are usually natrual athletes and they are hella awesome.

American football fan: Soccer is a pussy sport
Me: *Kicks him in his tiny balls*
American football fan: OW
Me: Thats how a soccer player kicks bitch*spits on face*

by Eric! September 20, 2006

soccer mullet

also known as a fohawk
a small, centered mohawk worn usually by soccer players

connor has a soccer mullet

by G-reg1111111111111 August 29, 2005

Pro Evolution Soccer

The greatest series of football games (soccer to the damn yanks) for the Playstation 2 ever, beats FIFA's ass every time due to consistently better gameplay and the fact that FIFA is for pussies and charlatans. Most recent version is Pro Evolution Soccer 5 which should be owned by all proper men.

Get all the lads round mine for beer, smoke and Pro Evolution Soccer.

by thealmightycraig June 20, 2006

soccer

A fun sport. Also known as Football. Seems theres always an argument between soccer players and American Football players, doesn't make much sense.

Lazy fuck: Hey look at me, I'm a lazy fuck that has nothing better to do than sit on my ass and make fun of things I know nothing about!

About that... You say that we no nothing about a sport, while, chances are, you dont know anything about American football if you think it requires no skill, yet openly bash it too everyone. Good work, you just made a fool of yourself.
Soccer is a fun sport. So is Football.

by Lukish May 11, 2006