Sober Richard

Just boring. A shell of his drunk self. Awkward is most situations and horrendous with birds.

Who’s coming Giorgios on the 19th?

Sober Richard.

Ah I ain’t going then.

by Second Row November 26, 2021

Sober stick

What you call the vape due to its depleting effects on your high

Person 1: “Bro I’m way too high to go into McDonald’s right now”

Person 2: “I got the sober stick on me right now just hit it and you’ll be good”

by BirdyFly66 May 24, 2024

sober mcgober

When a person is so drunk that he is about to pass out, he is said to be sober

'Craig looks like he is about to pass out, he is sober mcgober

by birchestree February 21, 2015

seattle sober

When you are completely sober except for heroin.

Man I really need to stop doing so much blow, I'm thinking about going seattle sober for a while

by Dinny Fingerbottom December 23, 2023

Sober Crow

1. the friend who is not just a designated driver but who goes above and beyond to look out for their drunk friends.

a friend or acquaintance who is thoughtful enough to take your shoes off and prop you on your side before you pass out, and then continue to look out for you afterwards.

derivation: the opposite of Drinky Crow, the irresponsible alcoholic crow from the comic strip Maakies.

Collective Noun: Flock of Sober Crows
2. a situation where there are more drunk-sitting sober crows than there are insensibly drunk people.

3. a support network

thanks to my flock of sober crows I got home safe and sound last night after the toga party

by clayhands December 9, 2010

sober-trip

When someone trips out over something while sober.

Bro thinking about life is a sober-trip.

by ILikeAnalFourTwenty69 March 14, 2020

girl sober

The act of completely removing girls from your life for a certain period of time. No meeting and mingling with girls. No talking, dating or seeing any girls. Typically done after a breakup

“Sorry I’m not really looking for anyone right now. I’m going girl sober”

by Wonderwall February 21, 2024