snot slingin' drunk

So drunk that that one has snot hanging from the nasal cavity. Commonly, the drunk subject has no awareness of their mucus situation.
There is no way Joe is meeting us for brunch.. he was totally snot slingin' drunk last night.
by nirva February 28, 2007
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snot rag candy

tearing a used snot rag into pieces and using them for candy throughout the day
I love eating my dads snot rag candy it makes every candy pale in comparison
by lilbigcrackernumber1 January 2, 2021
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White snot surprise

A "white snot surprise" is when a person is giving you head, and you cum so hard that it goes out of their nose.
Dude, I gave Paris a white snot surprise last night!
by Sleepy_Joe September 1, 2009
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Pee Pee Snot

I wiped my Pee Pee Snot off on my jeans.
by Mark J. S. February 15, 2009
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snot-freezing index

The temperature at which the snot in your nose freezes. Any temperature above this is not considered cold.
Man, its so fucking cold out, I think we reached the snot-freezing index.
by TBob April 19, 2008
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dingleberry butt snot

The warm loose and still wet poo that is still attached to the anal hairs of a mammal. Wet form of a "dry" dingleberry.
Look at your dogs bung hole, and the wet new turd that is there and you will find a dingleberry butt snot!
by jmeD November 9, 2010
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snot bubbles

stuff that comes out of you nose while choking on a big bong hit. Used as a quantifier for the size of a healthy bong hit.
Here ya go dude... that'll make ya blow snot bubbles
by Drgizmo October 13, 2010
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