crispy sleep

Crisp sleep is the sensual clean crisp FIRST sleep in your new/clean bedding.

The wife cleaned the bedding and I'm in for a CRISPY SLEEP tonight..!!!

by Ready for a crispy sleep... March 22, 2009

Camel Sleep

When one is asleep to such a degree that to quote a camel “the dog is stuck underneath me”.

“Mate I’m shattered, need some proper camel sleep!”

by DumbassWho? June 9, 2019

Sleep Paralysis

Some fuck ass state where you can't move even when some bitch boy is fucking default dancing over you

I got sleep paralysis again

by Marcksjs November 13, 2021

sleep rot

When one sleeps for excessive hours, the following day is consumed by this. Involves feeling crappy, overall laziness, and messy hair. Similar to hangover, but instead of too much alcohol, it is too much sleep.

Dude, is she hungover? She looks like crap.

No man, she slept too much last night. She's got the sleep rot.

by ApocolypsePLZ October 20, 2010

Sleeping Wang

When you set in a weird spot for so long that your dick and balls fall asleep. Also referred to as Sleeping Moby in some cases

He sat on the edge of that chair so long that he got a Sleeping Wang

by Fred123454321 November 5, 2019

sleep candy

A slang term for PCP. Commonly found in the mid-west area of the United States.

That sucka be all up on that sleep candy

by zelbereth May 23, 2008

Sleeping soldier

A land mine.

Jimmy's leg got torn up by a sleeping soldier.

by tomtomm89 December 27, 2010