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Derp slap

Violently thrashing your torso resulting in your arms flinging about and slapping unweary passersby. You must let the movement of your torso fling out your arm, it is not a derp slap if you move your arm yourself.
Maddie and Layne derp slapped each other in spanish class until someone got hurt.
by Zesty Pepper August 25, 2011
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Trunk Slap

The act of grabbing the excess skin of your ball sack, lifting it up like elephant ears and slapping a girl in the face with your dick!
Branham - Thompson, what happen with that chick.

Thompson - She sucked at giving head so I gave her a trunk slap.
by ~BTR~ January 21, 2012
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Argentinean slap

When you finish ejaculating on a girls face then you slap her with a banana.
dad - "dam who ate the last banana?"
son - "sorry dad I used it last night as I was giving sally her first Argentinean slap."
by D_60w February 15, 2020
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Screen Slap

When you’re trying to have a conversation and someone shoves a phone in your face with something lame AF.
Guillermo and Mac were balls deep in a chess game when Abbie Jane came skipping up and screen slapped them with a video of her stupid dog, Junebug.
by Buckpizza July 9, 2019
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Slap chips

I have the munchies, and some slap chips from the SeafoodShop sounds really good!
by talk2me-JCH2 July 28, 2022
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slapped the couch

To take out your frustration on an inanimate piece of furniture while simultaneously spewing man juice with the other hand while in the process of pleasuring one's self and watching a sporting event.
With his eyes rolled back in his head, Marc slapped the couch in a combination of angst and ecstasy as his beloved Cubbies choked once again.
by Bruce Levine October 13, 2007
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Slap Joggy

A slap joggy is someone who owns something they shouldn’t have
Hey! Have you heard of Milwaukee rap? That slap joggy shouldn’t have FL studio.
by NashyGxx July 31, 2022
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