Don't be silly wrap your willy

One of the Durex mottos meaning: Put a mother fucking condom on your penis when doing the nasty.

Mark: Hello Sam...
Sam: Hi Mark, I'm gunnar have sex...
Mark: Don't be silly wrap your willy! >:O

by Hoocker August 1, 2012

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silly banana

a silly person. Derived from the literary children's masterpeice, Mr. Silly.

There was white stuff falling from the sky
Mr. silly- its custard.

Mr. Happy- thats not custard, you silly bannana

by BDP October 2, 2004

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Salty Dick

An ex-patriot European (usually British) now living overseas but maintaining dual citizenship. Unable to commit and with one foot on each continent his dick is left dangling in the sea.

John got his Canadian passport this week, but he's not giving up his British one - when will the Salty Dick make a commitment.

"The National Health Service is so much better than US Medicare" - "Aw shut up, why don'tcha. You Salty Dicks are always whingeing about something"

by QuidamUD April 22, 2009

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the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

fucking ur hand intematly or hardcore

i do the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger way 2 often

by chaseathon! September 22, 2003

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Salty

Being angry, agitated, upset.

William Beckett(After his Sweater Shrinks): After all of that stressing about what we were going to wear and going shopping and scrambling. I'm a little salty.

by Katie783 April 13, 2008

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salty

Military Definition - A senior member who has been around for awhile, many times referring to the washed out look of old utilities worn through the years and several deployments.

Salty Dude - No joke, Baghdad in 2004 was intense.
New Boot - Oh Sergeant your so salty!
Salty Dude - Yeah, now GET THE FUCK OUT

by 556boyer November 22, 2011

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