What the Shrek?

an expression used in place of what the heck or what the hell.

girl: I'm pregnant with your baby
boy: What the Shrek?

by Natuhleee September 11, 2008

Shrek

Bitter white guy with shaved head working as a short order cook in diners. Lots of social problems, mostly imagined. Perma-scowl. Slightly overweight. Between 27 and 32 years old.

Ever try to talk to that guy? Don't. He's a real Shrek.

by Preebles June 11, 2008

holy shrek

another way to say 'holy shit' or 'holy crap'

Holy shrek! That girl's gotta nice headband.
Holy shrek! I have a science test tomorrow and I haven't studied

by shrek's cock May 8, 2016

shrek's delight

When there is nobody in your swamp (house) and you can do whatever you like.

After the party and everybody left I was in Shrek's Delight and went to sleep.

by My-Username March 6, 2017

shrek cum

a green substance that looks like cum which comes from Shrek himself.

be aware that shrek cum can be dangerus

ur drink looks like shrek cum

by This guy the dude May 3, 2021

Shrek Rizz

YO WTF SHREK TRYNA GIVE ME HEAD!
ITS SO HOT THO- some guy who fucks shrek figures (yes im talking about you greg)

Shrek is rizzin you up
That's
Shrek rizz

by Browtfallthenamestaken June 7, 2023

Shrek and Fiona

"Shrek and Fiona are in fact mythical creatures." states the cheif of the balakuda tribe "we have blessed and prayed to the ogre gods Shrek and Fiona for hundreds of years now"

I want to be some mythical creachers when I grow up so I will be Shrek and Fiona.

by the mythical creachurs expert April 28, 2021