Shoulder-pit

The area, your shoulder and armpit combined, that intelligent people sneeze into as to not cover their hands in disgusting germs and disease everything they touch.

He sneezed into his shoulder-pit.

by Princess Turtle March 30, 2009

shoulder bag

the sack that grows on ones shoulder. usually soft and enjoyable to play with.

hey Ash, touch my shoulder bag

by thatoneguywhoyouthinkiwas April 2, 2014

business shoulder

Sore shoulder from performing many hand shakes

I've been so busy networking this week I've got business shoulder from all the handshakes

by Uberbabe December 16, 2016

tee pee shoulders

A lack of shoulder definition. Head and weak sloped shoulders form a tee pee shape.

That guy has tee pee shoulders. He can't even wear a back pack it would slide off.

by KittyK22 March 29, 2016

Smurf shoulders

When you carry a backpack for too long you get blue shoulders

I was poopy with smurf shoulders

by Peepeepoopoothesecond November 11, 2019

Shoulder clamp

What happens when you're too wasted to stand on your own two feet, but you have to walk back home or to the car

He had a few too many Moscow Mules at the bar last night, so he shoulder clamped on me as we left

by AnubisAscended March 23, 2019

shoulder butt

Typically a characteristic of the obese, shoulder butt occurs when the Upper Back fat just below the neck and between the shoulders are squeezed together to form a buttcrack. This is not an active Anal fissure, it is merely cosmetic. Though practical storage of some long thinner cylindrical items could be theoretically possible.

When attending the County Fair, always be sure to wear a Backless shirt with only string ties on the lower back, for maximum shoulder butt tanning.

Upon arriving at the movie theater, Clara pulled out the snickers bar that was concealed in her shoulder butt.

by FilthySteve June 2, 2019