asshole Sharpe

Expected assholishness over standard deviation of assholishness. Higher asshole Sharpe indicates a better, more consistent, more reliable, asshole.

Did you talk to Patrick? He's never not an asshole. His asshole Sharpe is off the charts.

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A big dick that's sharp

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Caleb Sharpe was the Freeman High School Shooter. On September 13, 2017, Caleb entered his school with an AR-15 Assault Rifle (Full automatic) a Double Barrel Short Pump Shotgun, and a Glock 17 semi-auto. He killed a student and injured 3 more. He entered the building at 8:00 am and hid his pistol in a long trench coat he was wearing and he hid his AR-15 and Shotgun in a duffle bag. At 10:00 AM, he pulled out his AR-15 and shot a student in the shoulder. When he was reloading his gun jammed so he went to his shotgun. He shot another student in the leg, temporarily paralyzing her. His shotgun then jammed so he went to his Glock 17 semi-auto. A student named Sam Strahan tried to talk Caleb out of what he was doing, but Sam was shot in the stomach twice then 4 times in the head and instantly killed. Caleb walked around shooting at glass and students but then a janitor yelled at him and Caleb dropped his weapons and raised his hands, then the police arrested him. He is being tried for Murder, Brining a weapon on School Campus, assault, and Criminal Damage.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about the Freeman High school Shooting?

Person 2: Yeah it's pretty bad.
Person 1: Caleb Sharpe did it.

by DeDrummer October 12, 2017

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