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swivel shafting

Being on the giving end of sex in a swivel chair. You know the ones. Those office chairs that you can adjust the height of with the little lever.
I tried swivel shafting my girlfriend,but it was really hard to do as she kept falling off.
by Klitorissa May 27, 2016
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slurp shaft

When she slurp on that shaft like it’s corn on the cob
Damn mommy it’s 4th of July why don’t you give me some slurp shaft
by Pork master W July 13, 2021
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Shaft

Putting everything you got into something and getting screwed in the ass aka getting ripped off this word can also be used in mobile gacha games like DB legends to complain about not getting a certain featured unit on a summon banner after trying to get it for the 1 millionth time
You: dude I can’t get the new LF vegito blue I’ve already used about 30k crystals on this banner and still haven’t gotten him I got hit with the shaft

Friend: damn I got him like on my 3rd summon with only 5k crystals

You: fuck you
by Supasyanide May 15, 2021
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Shaft Juice

Anything that exits the penis sperm, piss, kidney stones need I say more
Bro she sucked the shaft juice out
by Shaft juicer February 22, 2022
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twin shafting

Twin shafting is a form of mutual masterbation where two males stand facing each other; one of the males places both penises in his hand, and strokes both shafts simultaneously.
Peter and Ryan are downtown; both have drank at least a six pack worth of beer. Peter and Ryan meet in an alley behind the bar and both are coming out of bad relationships. After a night of gossiping to one another, Ryan suggests to Peter they play tummy sticks. Peter says no, instead let's try Twin Shafting.
by moose5000 September 30, 2012
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dingle shaft

USAGE: Noun; proper noun when speaking to a professional about their Dingle Shaft (less common use).

DEF: The bulk of penis shaft that does NOT include the head (or glans), nor the satchel of the Male genitals. This is the main veiny area that is generally squeezed pounded and tugged upon during masturbation sessions.
HER: Where did you say mygooch is located, Honey?
HIM: You need a dingle shaft to find the gooch, bitch. You'll find that under my purple knob.
by Sexi Sadie 74 July 22, 2019
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