shrimp season

When it’s so cold your dick goes small e.g. winter time is shrimp season

“Aye bro you got a small dick”
“Nah g trust me it’s just shrimp season”

by Kdawggydawgdawg March 14, 2021

Off-Season Santa

The fully-bearded dude that drives around in a convertible mustang with a trunk full of dope.

Hey, did you score some smack?
Naww. But I did rustle up some serious meth from that Off-Season Santa over there!

by YAWA December 30, 2021

2021 season

Used by formula one fans to describe something that is controversial

In the last few races of the season there were lots of controversial decisions from Michael masi including breaking the international sporting code during the last race of the season which gave max verstappen the world championship.

Bro, VAR disallowed a goal

Bruh this is like the 2021 season

by Oofyeetoofyeet1 March 12, 2022

draco season

when people send lyrics of a song from Hunnas on Hunnas and on the part that says “you gon never ever get yo bitch back” the person sending the lyrics sends a picture of someone’s boyfriend or girlfriend cheating on them with the person who sent the lyrics (sorry if this doesn’t make sense 😭).

jake: “draco season-“
sam: “you gotta be joking.”

by mIla_Tron March 26, 2022

Goblin Season

When you have resorted to completely giving no fucks. Usually involves heavy drug and alcohol consumption along with a destructive and gritty lifestyle. Living in Columbia SC is an example of a place that will have a person in a year long goblin season.

Yo man it seems like John hasn't been himself recently. You know what's up with that?

Yeah man it looks like John has gone Goblin Season on us.

by Doctor Sockalingham June 21, 2022

Man Flu Season

The time of year where man flu starts to set in and spread from one man to another. Usually quite late or early in the year, around winter time.

Dave: Best be on your guard mate.
Billy: Why?
Dave: It's man flu season, don't want to catch it do you?
Billy: Hell no!!

by Stotty146 October 6, 2010

Fall back season

A time when you fall back from a certain someone male or female for a period of time, who has played with your feelings and or never texted you back or someone who never gave you the time of day to approach them. Fall back season starts when you Fall back for an extended period of time and ends when you are out of your feelings.

Daquan: man she never texted me back

Jason: no worries bruh wait till after fall back season...your thot count will go up.

Daquan: thanks bruh

Ex.2

Tod: Yes! it's officially fall back season back season!

Ex. 3

Adrian: man she never texted me back and she is acting brand new...guess it's time for fall back season.

by Jaylax October 27, 2014