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Second Hiney

When your ass is so saggy that it pushes up against your thighs and creates a second smaller ass between your first ass and thighs.
"I'm self conscious in a bikini because it shows off my second hiney"
by BatShitCrazy87 August 15, 2015
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Football Seconds

A measure of time which is described as one second but is usually much longer than one second.

The name, "football seconds" comes from the fact that usually football games last longer than the time on the clock.
Kandi: When does the football game end?
DeAndre: In 30 seconds. It's the 4th quarter.
Kandi (under her breath): More like 30 football seconds.
by @username November 25, 2018
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Second responder

Anyone that responds to an emergency that is not immediately on the scene when it happens. Ex: police, firefighters, paramedics.
The true first responders are those who are at the scene when the emergency starts and the second responders arrive during or after the situation has already been resolved.
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Second ass

"Shes got a nice second ass on her head"
by mikkelHelmström February 10, 2017
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27 seconds

The amount of time it takes a nerd to become useless at a nerdbang. Once this happens the nerd sluts move on to the next nerd, hoping that one of them can can quench their thirst for a satisfying nerdgasm.
Did you have fun at the nerdbang?

Fuck no, every single nerd lasted 27 seconds and I got no pleasure. Thankfully i had a #5 foamer or the whole night would have been wasted.
by Annoying Little Dad February 2, 2023
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Reddit second

The amount of time it takes for a Reddit comment to be downvoted after posting it.
Wow, I just agreed with OP and my comment got downvoted in a Reddit second.
by Mike_Litoris October 23, 2022
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cat second

One cat second is 0.25 of one human second.
Yes this is the same person who found dog second
P1:”Yo what is a cat second now?”
P2:”Seriously...fine...0.25 cat second is one human second”
by Odgevwkrifnfjf March 23, 2021
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