Pap Scratching

Adj: A moment in time whereby a member of the unwashed masses will begin to furiously rub themselves against a female's "lady bits" quite often leading to friction burns or a possible fire hazard. This episode will inevitably lead to a pap smear to rule out possible infectious agents.

Joanne: God i've an awful case of the pap scratchings
Deedee: Would you like me to rub some ointment on the affected area?

by Superlicks February 9, 2010

Hot Scratch

another term for "sun burn."

Man, I ended up with a nasty case of Hot Scratch after my trip to the Caribbean.

by hotscratch82 May 10, 2010

Scat Scratch

Is caused when one takes a messy shit and doesn't remove all the dirty residue. After walking around your ass cheeks become chaffed. Its the worst on a hot summer's day. This can also happen to male when ramming a persons unclean ass.

John took an explosive dump as soon as we got to Amusement Park. At the end of the day he looked like someone had shoved a 12 foot dick in his ass. He was suffering from the scat scratch.

Guy to Friend- "Dude, I nailed Betty in the ass the other night. I don't think she didn't wiped good enough. my dick has a huge scat scratch.

by legendDF September 15, 2011

binge scratching

Continually buying and scratching scratch tickets, despite loosing hundreds of dollars.

lottery addiction binge scratching

by crazyjoe321 October 18, 2013

flamingo scratch

Standing on one foot and using the other foot to scratch your leg.

My hands were full and my calf was so itchy, so I did the old flamingo scratch!

by grasshiphopper July 21, 2015

lay scratch

To leave tire marks behind from peeling out.

I've got a bitchin' Camaro that can lay scratch from here to Taco Bell.

by PonyRunner July 23, 2017

supplementary scratch

A.k.a. "courtesy scratch"; it involves your helpfully scratching someone's back in a spot where he has difficulty reaching himself.

Giving someone a supplementary scratch is indeed a very nice gesture, but da prob is dat you cannot know where it itches on your friend's back, and so you may hafta do a good bit of "up/down-left/right" trial-and-error scratching till you finally hit da right spot.

by QuacksO July 25, 2019