Schrödinger's Cash

Money that is gambled but the result is not known

I placed a bet on that football match but until it's over it's Schrödinger's Cash

Alternative: Wow that deal looks amazing if I invest my money is stuck in Schrödinger's Cash!

by Jurgen Flurgen October 16, 2018

Schrödinger's Adjective

A made-up, highly nuanced adjective that is uttered or written in the moment to simplify a concept. However, whenever the adjective is analyzed, it loses all meaning.

Useful in over simplifications or dubious descriptions.

1: Soccer is just football but with "feet-hands", ya know?
2: Oh yeah, I guess so...
2: Wait, what do you mean by "feet-hands"?
1: I have no clue, guess it was a Schrödinger's Adjective

by foothands29 December 8, 2018

Schrödinger's Health

The state of feeling both alive and dead at the same time, sometimes physically, sometimes emotionally.

Like depression.

Margaret: Wow Viktor, you look like absolute dog today!
Viktor: Yeah, I think I've got Schrödinger's Health.

by Sybyll_Masters May 15, 2019

Schrödinger's Break

An office reception or lunch that you are expected to attend, unpaid, so that you are neither working (when you would be paid) or off work (when you can choose to not attend).

No, I won't be attending the office potluck. I'm either working or I'm not. I don't believe in Schrödinger's breaks.

by antitrump May 16, 2019

schrödinger's romance

Love from afar especially, for a crush (whose requital, or not, depends on the said crush being informed).

She's afraid of telling him, I wonder how long that schrödinger's romance will last.

by Zeek10 March 5, 2020

Schrodinger's Dealer

When you ask your plug if they sell and they say "Depends"

Joey is such a Schrodinger's Dealer, like who does he think he's fooling?

by HahaFunnyMan May 7, 2020

Schrödinger’s baby

When you have condomless sex without any other contraceptives and you are in a simultaneous state of parenthood and near-miss until a few weeks later

Michael and I had a Schrödinger’s baby but it’s been seven weeks and morning sickness hasn’t started yet so I guess I’m not pregnant

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020