Italian sausage

Rob: Jimmy, you have an Italian sausage
Jimmy: oh shit!!!
by Kidswillbekids September 29, 2019
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sausage drop

To whip a girl in the face with your cock
that bitch wouldn't suck my dick so I sausage dropped her
by Kum and Go February 26, 2003
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salo sausage

A piece of shit, a turd.
Derived from a scene from Pier Paolo Pasolini's 1975 classic movie; Salo (The 120 Days of Sodom).
I might leave this one up to the editors.
by David Sutherland November 12, 2003
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sausage fingers

When someone has really huge fingers. Fingers big enough to use a replacement for one of those foam hands you can buy at a sporting event.
"Hey Dave, throw up those sausage fingers!! We just got a home run!
by bigelo May 10, 2005
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Sausage Royale

A party/gathering where the male to female ratio is 22:1, in favor of the men. There is usually a lot of sausage served as well.
Dude 1: "Yo i invited mad dudes to this party"
Dude 2: "Good dog, i want this shit to be a sausage royale"
Dude 1: "I'll start cooking the sausages"
by trILLuminati December 22, 2013
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Sausage Seeker

Someone (gay male or straight female) who’s primary objective is to locate a male mate with the aspirations of participating in sexual activities.
That bald guy I met in Wisconisin is a complete sausage seeker. He is always trying to get cock in and around his mouth.
by Blackhills October 08, 2009
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Sausage Cactus

When a single girl is completey surrounded by multiple sausage, and is being proded and poked in a non-specific manner, it is said that she is being attacked by the sausage cactus.
Sharon was surrounded by men and completely overwhelmed by the sausage cactus.
by The Legend Seedubbya December 21, 2006
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