joseph sanders

a man that met jesus in old times, also a term for oral sex

1: my girl came over and pulled joseph sanders
2: nice

by Dr carrier October 2, 2017

surging sanders

When you cum/come out of nowhere.

A surging sanders is a guy who always Cums early.

As first seen on Fox news when a newsman said that Hillary was "worried about a surging Sanders" in the Presidential Election of 2016.

Comedy show genius The Daily Show with Trevor Noah defines the word jokingly as an urban dictionary word. Little did Trevor know that his word would become embedded within the Dictionary.

"She is worried about a surging sanders"

"Ah, Yes. A surging sanders."

"We all know he is a surging sanders"

by Blorgish October 14, 2016

surging sanders

When you cum out of nowhere

Don't pull a surging sanders on me

by TrevAoi October 11, 2016

Garrett sanders

The biggest and coolest kid in the school his birthday is also on 9/11

Bro1: Bro, isn’t that Garrett sanders

Bro 2:Bro, he is so cool Bc he juuls

Bro 1: Bro, your cappin

Bro 2: nah Bro straight Facs

Bro 1: but I also heard he got no friends

Bro 2:probably Facs

Bro 1: yeah bro he a poodle

by Poodles4life November 20, 2019

surging sanders

When you come/cum out of nowhere

Ooops! Sorry, it was kind of a surging Sanders.

by Yellfire September 12, 2016

surging sanders

When your partner is not engaged in sex and off their guard, you ejaculation on them suddenly out of nowhere

My wife was bored folding clothes so I decided I should pull a surging Sanders on her, best idea ever!

by Shortywonbeathug September 18, 2016

surging sanders

1. When someone comes out of no where.
"surging Sanders"

Example Senator Bernie has been a surging sanders in this political election, no one was expecting quite this turn out Search www.BernieSanders.com

Example Senator Bernie has been a surging sanders in this political election, no one was expecting quite this turn out Search www.BernieSanders.com

by kellyspeaks September 21, 2016