Spam Bucket

Pirate ship captained by Sir Spam

pirate #1: thats the dreaded spam bucket!

pirate #2: quick! get out ze spam to give to the cap'n!

by wild_wolf_cub February 16, 2004

spam faced

So fucked you cant open your eyes! More than likely cos of an uber state of high, sometimes mixed with alcholic beverages. Your face turns a pinkish colour particularly around the eyes to the point of resembling SPAM. You may feel urges to get up but you are so lacking in ability it takes a spliff/the offer of sexual favours to remove your ass from the seat. The condition can be as enjoyable as it is unenjoyable depending on the surroundings. But ure missing them cos ure eyes are narrower than an anorexic turned sideways.

"Dude your fucking spam faced!"

"Get off my sofa you spam faced prat"

"He'd roll another one but hes spam faced."

by Shizolate May 14, 2005

spam taco

spam taco is a poverty stricken vajayjay, one not up to the general cleanly standards of the average female

dude check her cloths she wel has a spam taco

by Wee Spies January 13, 2009

Spam Folder

Vagina. Where you put your junk.

She was looking real good so I put it in her spam folder

by Gringondenver October 30, 2010

Spam artist

One who creates art from spam

Did you see that wedding cake? Made by a total spam artist

by Bob from microsoft November 22, 2014

Spam halberd

the penis. See halberd or halbard Cognate with spam javelin. A faintly historical version of spam hammer or mischief mallet etc

"'twas a mighty impressive spam halberd he shewed"

by sparrohawk October 15, 2006

Spam Bullet

Ones length.

==============B

Put down the Spam Bullet darling, your tea is ready!

by Davey Cadaver December 25, 2007