Rule 34L 

A subrule to the well known Internet Rule 34. Subrule L states: All lifeforms, regardless of intent, have or will have gazed upon some form of pornographic material in their lifetime.

Dave: Hey I heard Lisa had her baby.
Jim: Yeah. That little guy had one hell of a view coming into this world.
Dave: Agreed. She introduced that kid to Rule 34L. Jealous.

Rule 34L by amillionsheep November 8, 2012

Rule 113 

I'm establishing a new rule of the Internet because it's true.
Rule 113. If two people exist there's a ship of it.
Rule 113b. If two people exist and there's not a ship of it there will be.

Sally & Alex = Salex. Rule 113.

Rule 113 by Zinkr7 February 25, 2015

Rule 34 

If it exists, there porn is

Joe: Is there a Mario, Sonic and Goku porn
Moe: Check Rule 34
Joe: MY VIRGIN EYES!!

Rule 34 by Green7501 October 16, 2018

rule 103 

The rules may not be ignored or defied in any circumstance.

Non-gay friend: I am ignoring rule 99.1. I don't swing that way.

Gay friend: Sorry, dude. Rule 103. I'll get the Crisco.

rule 103 by shelleh March 11, 2008

rule 1701 

don't **** with the captain....ever

rule 1701: captain picard will never die, and no kirk will never be better

rule 1701 by thomaspain September 15, 2009

Rule 34 

Why are you searching rule 34 on here

It's the internet you fucking pleb of potatoes fucking porn

If it exists there's a porn of it boom rule 34

Rule 34 by Elmoisgod May 20, 2019

Rule against perpetuities 

A legal term used when a lawyer doesn't know what the hell they are talking about or has a complete lack of knowledge on an area of law.
Also a term used when a lawyer cannot be sued for malpractice

Lawyer Lexi: Hey can you help me with my 10(b)(5) pleading?
Lawyer Larry: Uh no that's totally rule against perpetuities to me

Lawyer Lenny: Hey I heard you screwed up and are now being sued for malpractice
Lawyer Leslie: No I only screwed up the rule against perpetuities so they can't sue me

Rule against perpetuities by LawraLaw April 29, 2010