rub chub

An unwanted erection obtained during a massage.

Upon seeing my attractive masseuse at the spa, I was worried about getting a rub chub in front of my wife at our couple's massage.

by Mashfan777 November 9, 2015

priest rub

Common male pattern baldness of the circular type, frequently located on the crown of a males head.

"Dude, that guy is going bald quick!"
"Yeah, he's definitely got the priest rub going"

by Horse head March 14, 2019

Velcro Rub

When you have a stubble beard and it gets caught in your boyfriend's pubes.

John was giving Jeff a blowjob when it turned into a Velcro Rub.

by Michamus October 6, 2016

brass rubbing

Touching of a ladies bottom without her knowing

As Lisa bent over, I gave her a quick brass rubbing

by Jimlad86 March 28, 2015

Rub Spreader

Sex act passed from one surgeon to another in a hospital operating room.
The unconscious patient may be involved as well.
Often times a rub spreader is called for when a rib spreader was the intended request.

Time for the rub spreader. No,no wait... what are you doing!? I said rib spreader! Dear god!!

by Fitzzzz February 19, 2019

D-Rub

The act of rubbing another man and/or woman's penis. Usually with the end result of creating extreme pleasure.

Dude1: "I'm really stressed out."
Dude2: "Sorry man, would a D-Rub make it better?"

by Michael Escales January 29, 2006

Tub and rub

A sexual term for drowning someone during intercourse

A tub and rub will change your day

by Acingangels December 3, 2019