The result of a woman who is on her period defecating directly after getting a cream pie (cum in her pussy)
It was early morning and everyone at the party had passed out except me and Julia. She was keen to have sex but warned that she was on her rags, i was down with that. Just after I came in her pussy she said she needed to take a shit, I said "why don't you place a cherry ripe on Kevin's chest?" Which she did, it was hilarious!
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Poppin’
Fye-yie-yie fire type shit
Flexin’ on eleven; flossy to the max
Can be used as a term of affirmation
Shit’s so dope that it’s like a ripe apple, it’s ready to eat.
Poppin’
Fye-yie-yie fire type shit
Flexin’ on eleven; flossy to the max
Can be used as a term of affirmation
Shit’s so dope that it’s like a ripe apple, it’s ready to eat.
“Yo, that jacket’s fucking ripe, my man.”
“Did you see that Rolly with the butterfly doors? It was fucking ripe!”
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Once the boys finished screwing in the final final, Josh asked where the door was to get out. He had no idea what was to come. Drake intentionally “forgot” to cut out the door and just drew the door in sharpie so he could easily rape Josh. The rape lasted 10 hours until a squirrel came and bit Drake’s penis off.
Once the boys finished screwing in the final final, Josh asked where the door was to get out. He had no idea what was to come. Drake intentionally “forgot” to cut out the door and just drew the door in sharpie so he could easily rape Josh. The rape lasted 10 hours until a squirrel came and bit Drake’s penis off.
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“Ya that episode made me horny”
“pause...”
“Are you talking about the one where Drake rapes Josh?”
“Ya that episode made me horny”
“pause...”
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