en can't read

stupid thing arknights community says instead of being helpful and contributing to the community ("en" here means the english part of the community)

random: hey, when will maintenance ends?
elitist: en can't read
random: shut the fuck up

by tktkou January 30, 2022

read my lips

a very nice way to say, " girl you got moose knuckle" Said as if she has a such a gnarly front wedgie that you can almost her what her other lips are saying.

Oh my god becky, look twelve o clock, read my lips!!

by bazinka November 06, 2007

I aint reading allat

means ur not gonna read all that

arthur- (writes a long ass paragraph)

Glenn- i aint reading allat 😭🙏

by vsonyx December 21, 2022

Reading T-1 2102

The most beautiful steam locomotive ever built. Its currently being restored by Reading Blue Mountain & Northern RR. They say it is going to be back on the rails this spring of 2021. It will be a great thing to see and I recommend going and watching it. BUT BE WARNED!!!! Every foamer in the world will be trying to get there to see it. Meaning that you might get mobbed by raging foamers trying to beat you up with there tripods! If you like the locomotives current color too bad because by the time it gets to its destination it will be in a full white paint scheme from all the foaming railfans that couldn't help but cum on it. If you want to be nice and get on the good side of the foamers just make sure to ask everyone you meet "WHERE IS NRFF"! That should get you on everyone's good side

Foamer: dddid you hhhear that Reading T-1 2102 is being rererestored!
Normal Railfan: Yes, That's great!
Foamer: OMG i'm gonna have to bring a extra pair of pants so I don't have to walk around with jizz in my pants!
Normal Railfan: Whatever you fucking Foamer!

by ragingfoamerfuck88 January 21, 2021

What the Wik read

Similar to what the lick read, but used when three-eyed Wandas are in the vicinity

I hollered what the Wik read because those girls were looking painful.

by J-Dubasis the duece April 27, 2010

see what the lick read

To get a sense/understanding of what something is

There a a opportunity to make some quick cash but first you check it out to make sure its good for business. You gotta see what the lick read

by bigsouljaeli November 05, 2017

Too long didn't read

A generic, and sometimes humorous, reply to someone who took way too much time describing something, while the description would've been sufficiently clear and complete with less words. The term is both used by impatient kids when they can't concentrate long enough to read more then two sentences, and the more intelligent generation-X poster when the "long post" in question could've been described just as well, but much shorter, this comment can be taken either way.

Also a reply to long, attention-whorey spam topics.

Politically Involved Chap: (long rant about the state of affairs in the presidential houses of middle-west Europe)
Nooblet455: OMG TOO LOGN DIDNT READ!1

SpamClown69: (Long rant about rubber duckies and why he loves to rub his genitals with them)
MatureFolk: Too long, didn't read. Idiot.

by Grey December 20, 2004