Definition 1: An incredibly stupid and fucked up individual who has no real meaning in life and deserves to die alone in bed holding on to Monga.
Definition 2: You. A retard is you. Why the fuck would you search up "Retard" In the urban dictionary you sick fuck.
Definition 2: You. A retard is you. Why the fuck would you search up "Retard" In the urban dictionary you sick fuck.
Person 1: Hey guys, Barney told me that I have ten fingers, but I counted eleventeen. I think Barney is stupid.
Person 2: No you retarded dumb fuck you have only ten fingers are you actually mentally retarded you fucking autist?
Person 2: No you retarded dumb fuck you have only ten fingers are you actually mentally retarded you fucking autist?
by I stole your kid and raped him February 8, 2019
Get the Retardmug. 
sam morrison aka lil slump aka king slump aka slumpy.
his brain cells died off and nobody knows exactly why. legend has it to this day his last two brain cells are still fighting to this day.
his brain cells died off and nobody knows exactly why. legend has it to this day his last two brain cells are still fighting to this day.
by shlangtheasslicker638 July 1, 2018
Get the retardmug. Retard: I hate my cat it always wants my attention, i think im gonna get rid of it
Not retard: you are extremely retarded
Not retard: you are extremely retarded
by Thisisjoke June 18, 2020
Get the Retardedmug. All my stupid followers and followings who look after the meaning of their stupid names here in this ducking dictionary and then posting it on their story.
by Kiarash bhm August 16, 2018
Get the Retardedmug. Half the people in my class who, unfortunately, are the only people who want to be friends, forcing me to be a jerk to them, to shoo them away.
GET OUTTA HERE, YA RETARD!
by This Is A fuck win February 28, 2018
Get the retardmug. 