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re-shard by johnnysmokespot October 21, 2011
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RE: PHONE
A satanic device of my own creation. Beginning as a Facebook PM to my close friends to inform them of my new phone number, it has evolved into an unnecessary, over-2000-replied message, repeatedly filling up the inboxes of those involved stupid enough to not turn off email alerts for PMs.
One day, RE: PHONE will be a true internet meme.
One day, RE: PHONE will be a true internet meme.
RE: PHONE by strong badian January 13, 2009
re-entry
A state of mind or being that results upon return to the real world after a vacation. Characterized by irritability, fatigue and a snappish attitude toward those in close proximity. Can lead to random emotional outbursts and complete irrationality. Fortunately does not last long in most cases.
Spouse: Hey, how was your vacation? Could you pass the salt?
You: Can't you see I am trying to do homework? I have so much to get done and it is all due tomorrow! I can't believe you are so selfish! Get the salt yourself!
Spouse: It's ok, I know you are probably just experiencing re-entry.
You: This is not re-entry! You have no idea what you are talking about! I am fine! (Burst into tears and/or storm out)
Spouse:
You: (Return) Sorry, just a little overwhelmed by the real world.
You: Can't you see I am trying to do homework? I have so much to get done and it is all due tomorrow! I can't believe you are so selfish! Get the salt yourself!
Spouse: It's ok, I know you are probably just experiencing re-entry.
You: This is not re-entry! You have no idea what you are talking about! I am fine! (Burst into tears and/or storm out)
Spouse:
You: (Return) Sorry, just a little overwhelmed by the real world.