One who desperately hunts queers (homosexual males of the homo sapien species) in a desire to forcibly insert his penis (the human males genitalia) in the queer's anus (the hole used for defecation). The queer monger will then refuse to share his new fuck post with anyone and keep it (because queers are objects of amusment, not humans) all to him (or her if a strap- on is involved) or herself. They will protect their new diddling hole to the point of raping and decapitating any would be invaders on their territory. Avoid this dangerous creature at all costs, because they will try to use their mongering on heterosexuals ass well if in the mood.
by Rick Maher August 10, 2007
Get the Queer Mongermug. A hockey coach with no strategy but to make you skate 20 suicides every practice and gets mad to the point of crying every game thus making himself look like a baby
by Lil lil dawg November 19, 2019
Get the ice queermug. A Queer Heartbreaker is a person who will happily lie about their sexual orientation and show interest in Queer (LGBT) people and these lonely innocent and naïve LGBT people will fall for them and confess their love to the Queer Heartbreaker, only to be rejected and then made fun of, followed by the Queer Heartbreakers friends humiliating and ruining an LGBT persons life even more than it already was
Donald is a Puerto Rican teen who is Gay and has a faint crush on Carlos, Carlos loves hitting on guys and flirting but Carlos is straight and Donald doesn’t know that, Carlos then shows interest in Donald and Donald falls for it, but then one of Carlos’s enemies comes up to Donald and says “buddy, he is a Queer Heartbreaker”, Donald immediately stopped liking Carlos.
by A Pirsuyan November 3, 2020
Get the Queer Heartbreakermug. From "Faux Queer"
1.The act of playing up to homosexuality for personal gain or profit.
2.The act of implying homosexuality in order to attract attention.
Often practiced by boys bands and male pop singers.
See also: Faux queer,faux bisexual,faux fairy, Robbie Williams
1.The act of playing up to homosexuality for personal gain or profit.
2.The act of implying homosexuality in order to attract attention.
Often practiced by boys bands and male pop singers.
See also: Faux queer,faux bisexual,faux fairy, Robbie Williams
by tit_tassle July 20, 2008
Get the Fo-Queermug. Person 1: Martin is such a butt queer, he fell for an add about free licorice online.
Person 2: Wow! what a butt queer! did u know he also team kills in battlefield 3!?
Person 2: Wow! what a butt queer! did u know he also team kills in battlefield 3!?
by jerry senfield November 10, 2011
Get the butt queermug. Bob: Is Tommy hitting on that dude? I thought he was married.
Mike: When he's wasted, he has selective queering.
Mike: When he's wasted, he has selective queering.
by JERLA March 18, 2010
Get the Selective Queeringmug. Of course I was surprised when David dressed in something other than jeans and made his bed knowing my parents were coming over. Thank God he has a queer eye when he has to.
by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016
Get the Queer Eyemug.