purse straps

streams of thick and milky ejaculate shot across a partner's torso in a manner that they resemble the fashion accessories; usually , but not always, occurring after taking ejaculate enhancing supplements (i.e. Semenax, Max Load, etc.)

I was so backed up that I shot a couple of purse straps across that girl the other night, bro!

by stoopidfiredude May 21, 2023

Clapping meat purse

This phenomenon is rarely experienced, it will only occur when partaking in coitus with a female with epilepsy and requires a clap on/off light for your room. The clapping rhythm as a result of the thrusting triggers a

seizure for the female participant resulting in a dramatical increase of the degree of stimulation to the males phallus.

"Oi Robbo how'd things end up with that biddie you took home Saturday night?"

"Mate I busted about triple the load I'm usually dumping after I turned her into a clapping meat purse."

by Doggtooooth May 23, 2023

Nard Purse

n. (Formal) Variant of nutsack, ballbag etc. The scrotum

Hairless cats freak me out. It’s like, why is that nard purse looking at me?

by Tominator February 4, 2023

Purse orange

An orange that you keep in your purse for an extended amount of time until it becomes it’s most powerful form

Wow Sofia, look how your purse orange has transformed!

by TeaPotTyson December 29, 2023

Scottish purse

To be used as a sexual innuendo. To be used mainly from a man to a woman. To imply or to do. Can be used as a noun or an adjective.

I'm going to give you the old Scottish purse.

by KBAZ January 11, 2024

Pussy Purse

1. Fanny pack worn over female genitalia.

2. Something you can stuff alot of shit into
3. Pouch strapped across the pussy

My wife stuffed her pussy purse for her run.

by Zaoddball February 2, 2024

Pussy Purse

1. Fanny pack worn over female genitalia
2. Something you can stuff alot of shit into
3. Pouch worn over pussy

My wife stuffed her pussy purse for her run.

by Zaoddball February 2, 2024